Monday, November 05, 2007

Thursday, September 27, 2007

At Last!



From "The Divine David "Heals. 1999.

"We find people with problems - in Manchester - and absolve them."

I can't tell you how many efforts this took, I think it would have been easier to re enact myself. The Divine David Hoyle entertains the folks at Ivy Lodge to the strains of Amanda Lear's "Follow Me." AN appropriately Faustian theme.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Be you - but dont be a C**t.



This post covers my first experience of seeing live the phenomenon that was the Divine David, and that now is and always was David Hoyle.

Although aware of his shows at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern, the first chance I had, like most, to see him for myself was the World of Wonder production The Divine David Presents, broadcast on national television at the beginning of 1999.



I caught a couple of episodes of the subsequent Divine David Heals shown in 2000, and then . . . .

. . . nada, nothing. To the extent that a commenter on this blog had to tell me that he wasn't actually dead but had recently reappeared under his own name David Hoyle. As I'm not very mobile, and he is based in Manchester, I grabbed the chance to see his London show Magazine the Reprint, having missed the first issue of Magazine in late 2006.

What a journey it has been! While Mr. Hoyle claimed that "if you want theatre - Mamma Mia is in the West End," it did get very hairy trying to attend, as this tiny gay venue packed in larger and larger, and increasingly arty, audiences over the weeks.

I mised the first three "issues," Celebrity, Cookery, and Crime & Punishment, and Immigration was the first I made it to.

To be continued . . . .

Friday, September 14, 2007

Saturday, September 08, 2007


I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk

So there!

I see . . . . .



Apparently "'klever kloggs' is a new and innovative clothing brand that will launch in November 2007, the website will go live in conjunction with the launch of
the brand."

Might as well called myself "Joe Bloggs" then, come to think of it they do rhyme.

Thursday, September 06, 2007



Lovin the video for "Munchhausen - v. Sarah Miles

http://www.nobra.co.uk/quicktime/munchausen.html

http://www.nobra.co.uk/

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Lovin this . . . .

http://www.briansewell.co.uk/

esp the prank call

via http://madamearcati.blogspot.com/

found while googling April Ashley, though Madame is a journo institution already, it seems.

exactshit



And MORE Amanda Lear!!!!!!!!!

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Friday, August 31, 2007

hopefully with sound this time!

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See more at Divine David.



Though you might want to try here,

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=85904226

Be prepared to be blasted out by this . . . .



v. reminiscent of a certain someone's recent world tour dontcha think?



BTW this is the gentleman's actual myspace

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=108065755

here goes nothing


See more at Divine David.

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

According to MySpace . . . .

"You must be someone's friend to make comments about them."

Monday, August 06, 2007

How Bizarre?!



http://www.kleverkloggs.co.uk/

Definitely not me!

Monday, July 09, 2007

Thursday, June 21, 2007

Wayne/Jayne County sings to her cat!



Though I prefer . . . . .



. . . . especially as she seemed to get all cool and remote after the op. Loves the comments about how she was the best thing in Derek Jarman's Jubilee

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Girl, you know we know.



A work of genius. Miss Cleo being one of those telephone Psychics.

http://www.myspace.com/thegeminishow