Well, isn't it hot in the Big Brother House today!
Big Ted is in the garden with Little Ted.
Big Ted - "Omigod, it's been so long, they're gonna have to open my ass-crack with harpoon.
Little Ted - "Really! I'm trying to preserve as much masculinity as possible."
Mysterious hands descend to help Little Ted swish back into the house.
Meanwhile, in a studio nearby.
Jemima - "I so hate that Hamble. I just know she's going to be all over Brian Cant now I'm not in the house.
With she collapses on the floor, her lanky striped legs all akimbo.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/classic/playschool/trivia.shtml
Technical note. I've been trying to do a skit now for two weeks on Lea, can't find orange balloons anywhere, but then it's no longer topical. Could anyone help me out with an image of Jemima? How I mis those big rosy Cheeks.
