Monday, May 22, 2006

Shabba Wanker












Spot the difference!

Which one is most likely to:

Have no understanding of personal space.

Finish your sentences.

Accept no responsibility for his actions.

Serve up dollops of his self-contempt as a "compliment."

Out you in the most crudest way.

Hide behind accusations of homophobia.

Why it's Shabaz.

It's too sad I know, to post on Big Brother, but when I saw an 18 year old boy try and explain to a 30 something man, that he didn't appreciate being continually touched, only to be asked if he had a problem with homosexuals, I saw blood. LEAVE THE BABIES ALONE!

Imissed last night's episode, but did catch the live broadcast, where in the middle of hiding all the hous'e food in a compost bin in the garden, the camera actually TURNED AWAY from the sad poof.

I do wonder if this man's grotesque double think as been his only defence as a gay Muslim over the years . . . . but come on, please.

It's intriguing that such an unsuitiable person, get a position to dominate the start of such a long series, as a founder member of the "Big Brotherhood." I found Makosi's interminable paranoia in the last series, wasn't helped by being given a "secret task" almost from the first episode.

Now I've vented my spleen, I can only justify my triviality with somthing wot I read on page 8 of today's Guardian. "Psychologists yesterday argued that that rumour, scandal and defamation of others is what brings us together. Professors at the University of Oklahoma had dozens of subjects 'eavesdrop' on a recorded converstaion between two fictional characters, Brad and Melissa. The group was then asked to mingle and chat about what they liked or disliked about either. The scientists found people felt closer if they agreed in their antipathy towards either Brad or Melissa. a common fondness created less of a bond."

Well, that's me covered then. Wanna be my friend? Promise I won't backbite you. Honest.

2 comments:

Reluctant Nomad said...

I'd forgotten that you exist! Oops, does that deserve a backbite?

Just been watching this evening's episode of BB.....OMG (and I never say that!), what an unremitting c*nt is our shabby. Makes me want to go bat for the other side.

Trashbinder said...

I too felt nothing but anger when Shahbaz displayed a total lack of self-awareness and hid behind his ethnic origins and sexuality at the first sign of receiving developmental feedback from any of the housemates.

He would be a pyschologist's nightmare, trying to unravel all of that armour that he clings to. I felt so awful for Glyn when trying to politely rebuff Shahbaz's tacticle behaviour. "That's how I am, deal with it" and "you're clearly homophobic". If it were a male pawing a female, the reaction would have been uproar from the housemates.