Sunday, January 28, 2007

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"You start off not wanting to lose someone and end up just not wanting to lose. But when strong people pick a fight with you, you'll lose. All you can do is leave. And you can't do that because that would be losing. So you stay, and you lose, because they're strong and you're not."

Antonia Quirke "Madame Depardieu and the Beautiful Strangers" Out 5 Feb.

Well I for one have reasons to be grateful to Mr Tweed, why I actually got a few hits thanks to his recent "wardrobe malfunction."
The last really popular subject was my old flame, Madame Ex. It's been a while seen we've crossed paths and things seem to have settled down for him. Having the organs of someone half his age inserted into his guts, have pulled him back from the perpetual brink of mortality. Still managing to mainline the sympathy though. A hetrosexual relationship successfully undermined to produce one faithful hag to come up with the handbag. And a new "relationship" to provide the day to day personal care. Only glitch to resolve, getting the carer to have his dog put down. It's so exhausting trying to intimidate it when it's owner's out of the room.

Bitter? Moi? My God - I was in love with a Crocodile!

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