8.00am load washing machine - tick
9.00am walk dogs in autumn sunshine - tick
10.00am wash off the foul shit dogs rolled in - tick
11.00am start shopping - tick
Stop by printers to find that estimate for promotional material has nearly doubled - tick
2.00pm stop shopping/run out of money - tick
3.00pm shop for madame ex, who has cold - tick
Mad passionate sex - mission aborted
4.00pm offer to clear garden of single mother before pretentious neighbours have her evicted for jungle - tick
5.00pm train to old neighbourhood to visit friend too ill to cook, with packed epicurean dinner- tick
Call ahead to friend from payphone- mission aborted
Cigarette snatched from mouth by well dressed weirdo in street while trying to enter payphone - tick
Response from friend - no reply
Call police, 3 times before getting through - tick
Friend carted off in ambulance unconcious, reasons unknown - tick
Stand under streetlight, while glared by police in local red-light district - tick
Fuck off home with uneaten epicurean dinner - tick
Pull duvet under chin - tick
Ignore dogs smelling like musky vomit - tick
Cigarettes smoked - 37
3 comments:
Gloriously entertaining, without even trying.
you smoked more than i did but i had less dog shit to contend with!
I laughed, even though I shouldn't.
As breathlessly entertaining as ever.
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