Friday, November 18, 2005

TO DO LIST



8.00am load washing machine - tick

9.00am walk dogs in autumn sunshine - tick

10.00am wash off the foul shit dogs rolled in - tick

11.00am start shopping - tick

Stop by printers to find that estimate for promotional material has nearly doubled - tick

2.00pm stop shopping/run out of money - tick

3.00pm shop for madame ex, who has cold - tick

Mad passionate sex - mission aborted

4.00pm offer to clear garden of single mother before pretentious neighbours have her evicted for jungle - tick

5.00pm train to old neighbourhood to visit friend too ill to cook, with packed epicurean dinner- tick

Call ahead to friend from payphone- mission aborted

Cigarette snatched from mouth by well dressed weirdo in street while trying to enter payphone - tick

Response from friend - no reply

Call police, 3 times before getting through - tick

Friend carted off in ambulance unconcious, reasons unknown - tick

Stand under streetlight, while glared by police in local red-light district - tick

Fuck off home with uneaten epicurean dinner - tick

Pull duvet under chin - tick

Ignore dogs smelling like musky vomit - tick

Cigarettes smoked - 37

3 comments:

Andrew said...

Gloriously entertaining, without even trying.

Reluctant Nomad said...

you smoked more than i did but i had less dog shit to contend with!

Lee said...

I laughed, even though I shouldn't.

As breathlessly entertaining as ever.