Friday, December 09, 2005

MARRIED MAN - Latest Offering



"BRAND NEW TAGGED
SWIMWEAR
THESE ARE GOING TO BE TOO BIG FOR ME
I NEED THEM TIGHT FOR COMPETITIONS
FOR OBVIOUS REASONS
PLEASE ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS
DON'T BE SHY"

I am beginning to wonder if this is some bid to subvert ebay, at the prices these artefacts are going for, perhaps delivery is in person!

8 comments:

Trashbinder said...

I wonder if a semi is acceptable on eBay?

How ironic, the word verification that Blogger asked me to type in was 'oxnads'.

Snigger.

Elaine said...

I suppose it's the online equivalent of the male underwear section in the Littlewoods Catalogue.

My next door but one neighbour, Valerie, told me she found the male underwear pages had been removed from her catalogue and she discovered them in her Son's school bag, inside his Geography workbook.

He's a lovely lad, and quite clearly sits on the other side of the church. His mother thinks it's a phase, but I think he'll stay with his predilection for boys.

Lubin said...

No bids yet, so they can be anyone's for £2.50. I love how the seller's username is "usemyfingers". He has had a few successful sales though, including this one which went for £10.01 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=52942&item=8354138072

And he's showing more than a semi there, I'd say.

Reluctant Nomad said...

Is that a star of David sort of embossed on his stomach? I wonder if he's circumcised?

Jenny Wilson said...

Not v.impressive, if that's as big as it gets though.

I need 8" or more.

Reluctant Nomad said...

When do we get the next instalment?

kleverkloggs said...

Nothing for sale at the mo. He's obviously cleared out his bottom drawer for the new socks from the wife.

Jimmy said...

I like a bit of cock now and then, but seeing that bloke's crotch every time I browse your blog is doing my head in.

More of your interesting stories please Sir. Oh, and are you spending any time with the ex over Christmas?